Criterion
adjective used to describe something completely awesome; greatest of the great.
a nerd reference to the criterion collection, a company founded in 1984 that distributes “authoritative” consumer versions of important cl-ssic and contemporary films by many of the world’s most important directors.
mom, you’ve outdone yourself this thanksgiving. that meal was totally criterion.
believe me, sarah is a criterion lay.
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there are two meanings for ‘criterion’.
1. a series of criteria set out on an -ssignment sheet, usually found in a high school setting;
2. a fictional character brought to life in a legal studies cl-ss at a queensland private school. criterion has a small round body with large teeth. he is also the promoter of criterion cereal which can be found at your local supermarket. criterion has an arch nemesis known as -ssessment.
girl: oh my gosh! you just ate a criterion!
boy: i did not, my chemistry -ssignment is still in my bag, you idiot.
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