Critical Tits


a burning man parade of women riding bikes, with or without exposed br–sts. as of 2009, this parade is little more than a ‘girls gone wild’ event with a twist. under the guise of being a display of female empowerment, this is simply a parade women exploiting themselves for the age-old attention-from-men benefit.

while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn’t hate men.

the ritual forms on the open playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open sp-ce into an antisocial misandric pit.

this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the ‘ritual’ expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally -ssault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn’t divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.
the misandrists of critical t-ts are no longer welcome one the open playa. such future gathering will not be tolerated.

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