what you call crack rocks when you’re super wasted and trying to buy some
drunk guy: “hey man, you got some crock racks?”
dealer: “is you hammered?”
drunk guy: “nah man, i only had a couple drinks” -falls over
- groundlog day
taking a p–p at the same time every day. he p–ps every morning at 8 am like it’s groundlog day.
- ucky cookie
a cookie/biscuit covered with s-m-n see soggy biscuit michael: hey, me and luke were playing soggy biscuit for about 2 hours last tuesday! jacob: eurgh! who got the ucky cookie? michael, i got it, all the c-m tasted like battery-acid
used as an insult meaning “idiot” or “moron”. “alex, you really don’t know what pie is? you’re such a toidif.”
mid aged children that have already adapted to the life of being a wanna be gangster, but come from middle cl-ss suburbia. oh look at the little shmuglins out past there bed time.
- french toast your mom
when you c-m on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest. im going to french toast your mom!