cromagnon teen


one who lacks a sense of humor, judges people on the size of their biceps, and loves all things izod…also known to talk incessantly about dance music remixes. natural enemy of the metro-s-xual and the geek.
yeah, i went to a show last week, and got attacked by a cromagnon teen. he wanted to show a girl his frat car, and i laughed at him having a spoiler on it.

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