crooked betsy



a ugly bus driver that had messed up teeth due to an accidental blow-job to a stiff b*n*r. she has a son named harambe who likes to crawl under everyone’s seat. she also makes her own exceptions to the bus’s rules such as (“you are not allowed to eat food on the bus, but my son harambe can!!!!!!!!”) she is also dirt poor and says she she is an android fan since she can’t afford an iphone. finally, betsy is the most ugliest person in the whole universe. she always tells people to mind their own business, even though she adds herself to other people’s conversation.
that bus driver’s teeth is all crooked an she is such a nosy idiot cause she can’t stfu. that is exactly what you call a crooked betsy.

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