croosh
(n) short form of “crucial,” refers to anything that is particularly noteworthy or commendable; an object of high appeal
“i might disagree with the man on many counts, but you have to admit that escalade is crooshin'”
“dawg, quit hatin’ on republicans: tax cuts are so croosh, yo”
abbreviation for crucial
yo man, that band was croosh!
originated on the streets of midlothian, virginia, specifically winterfield road, by two hipsters known only as t and d$. it is commonly used to refer to things that are “awesome” or “unbelievably awesome”. see also crucial.
yo t, that speech president george w. bush gave last night was croosh!
have you heard about the croosh stock options recently made available to long-term investors?
used in a context where something is unbelievable or crazy.
friend #1: hey, did you hear about the guy that b-tch slapped a news reporter just because they all sound the same?
friend #2: d-mn! no i didn’t. that’s croosh dude!
adjective. very good, excellent, superior, heady
the eagles are my least favorite team. it was croosh when they lost in the superbowl.
some say the gr-ss is greener on the other side, but i say the gr-ss is always croosh where you are.
did you win the game? no but i did just save a bunch of money on my croosh insurance, and it was croosh.
creeps + d–shes = crooshes
a psychological term for the the type or kind of dudes that are either or all of the above: old/intoxicated/ ugly/ boundary steppin fools. these men are the ultimate sausages. obnoxious, self righteous terds who sh-t on peoples egos/self esteems, deriving the confidence to do so from binge drinking n drugs which causes the illusion of invicibility during states of belligerance.
they spit zero game and will grab girls in inappropriate places to get our attention. call us crude names. attempt to get in our pants during the intro and actually think that they can get away with it. they are socially r-t-rded and unnacceptable if a true gem is able to realize her self worth/ respect.
crooshes are easy, and beg to be taken advatange of by the next piece of meat that walks in the room with a shaved p-ssy– he’d gladly have her sit right on top of his face and go for a face dive.
the only way to fight off a croosh is by hustlin their shafts with the palm of yur hands, while tantalizing their nuts with the tip of yur tongues.
tantalizers jerk crooshes around..a lot
-some very good marijuana (derived from crucial)
-that sh-t was the croosh
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