crop blocker
deliberately cutting out (cropping) someone from a memorable moment captured on camera with intent to absorb all the glory and admiration of the photo taken with an attractive/famous person of the opposite s-x. this calculated act of cruelty can lead to anxiety, depression, rage, disappointment, and most of all revenge! (also known as photo sabotage)
when your seemingly best friend crops your face off while posting a picture of the two of you with dan auerbach of the black keys to make it appear that she had him all to himself for the money shot. you anxiously await for the posting on a popular social networking site only to realize that your bff is nothing but an evil crop blocker! she has taken you out!
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