Crosby Groupie


an unintelligent and promiscuous female nhl hockey spectator who mindlessly cheers for the whiny, diving, princess-like antics of sidney crosby.

unaware of what it takes to be a legitimate hockey spectator, they disgracefully fill seats of an arena, including those that the pittsburgh penguins are visiting. not necessarily a native of pittsburgh, they attend or view games with only the objective to get wet via watching his every move. when asked, they are incapable of listing the names of other penguin players, unless they act similarly toward the equally despicable evgeni malkin.

many of them are hot pieces of -ss (which makes it that much more unfortunate) and are usually identified by a jersey or t-shirt with crosby and 87 on the back. nothing against the city of pittsburgh, but it’d be suicidally painful to live in a city filled with these broads.

they are a disgrace to hockey and almost equally disgraceful of the f-ggot himself.
synonyms: crosby wh-r-, crosby sl-t, crosby b-tch, crosby broad, crosby fangirl

{during a power play that was caused after a crosby dive; crosby scores a goal}
crosby groupie in the stands: oh-em-gee! crosby, you’re amazing, please let me suck your d-ck!

guy #1: we were stuck sitting next to pittsburgh fans in our own f-ckin’ building. it gets worse though, they were crosby groupies. and hot!
guy #2: what f-cking sl-ts!

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