cross swords
when two or more guys are having s-x with a chick and they accidentally touch p-n-ses; much like two swords dueling.
scott and i were tag teaming this chick and he was afraid we might cross swords! thankfully it was more of a chinese finger trap situation than anything else.
simply when two guys pee in the same toilet / urinal / bush / bin / girl’s mouth and the streams cross.
dude, we’re both desperate, let’s just cross swords
i saw dom’s m-ssive p-n-s last night when we were crossing swords
no h-m-
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