Cross Threaded
when you are taking a cr-p, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your -ss. it hurts and feels like it’s coming out sideways.
you go back to your desk and someone says “dude you were in there a long time”, you respond by saying “dude, i had one cross threaded”
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- western roll
when you’re nailing a broad in the -ss from behind, on your downstroke, toss her to the side. this will make her sh-t herself. i was h-ting peggy in the can when i decided to give her the western roll.
- jellyflopter
a flippant name for a helicopter, derived from bellyflop and helicopter. look a jellyflopter!
- embarrathy
the feeling one experiences when witnessing someone else embarr-ss themselves. i could never get through an entire episode of “the surreal life” due to m-ssive embarrathy.
- Cross Threader
male who has s-xual intercourse with both males and females. to insert “thread” you’re p-n-s in both male and female. a bi-s-xual male would be a cross threader.
- CS1371
the cl-ss where fun is raped to death. enjoy! cs1371 final test – write a computer code that disables the bomb i planted in your -ss last night.