crotch bat
a spoof nerf toy for hitting others in the crotch. about the length of a baseball bat and padded with foam. originated in one of sat-rday night live’s fake commercials.
it’s new! it’s fun! it’s crotch bat!
urban legend. a domesticated vampire bat a woman keeps in her panties, especially during her menstrual period, which eliminates the need for sanitary napkins or tampons. doubles as a chast-ty device and rape deterrent.
i was going to take advantage of the p-ssed-out hottie, until her crotch bat poked his nasty little head out of her pants, chittering and hissing at me.
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