Crotch beard


the thread end of a scarf that sticks out of the bottom of a coat over the crotch area.
“that is a crazy crotch beard you got goin’ on there, jim.”

“yeah it’s so soft, you want to touch it?”

“no, i’m good…”
another term for male pubic hair.
jim couldn’t find his b-lls because of his crotch beard.

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