crotch call
a cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the ‘b-tt call’; usually occurs in men’s pants unless they’re wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.
either he’s speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.
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