crotch candle


a candle that makes a crotch usually a female crotch smell good….

also citronella crotch candle can be used for the removal of crotch crickets..
don: d-mn girl yo crotch be stinky….

sherry: i know i ordered a dozen crotch candles of line they just have not got here yet….

don: did you get the citronella ones for your crotch crickets?

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