crotch gobbler


when someone’s pants are so d-mn tight, their meatcurtains gobble the crotchular area of their 2 size too small pants.
omg cindy, randi was wearing her crotch gobblers today!

i know sarah, i told her to go take care of that nasty mooseknuckle but she told me to mind my own meatcurtains.

dammmnn randi, them crotch gobblers you got on today make me wanna credit card you with my sausage.
one who gives oral s-x
paris hilton is a crotchgobbler.
anyone that gobbles “crotch”
your mother

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