crotch job


tight shorts usually worn for gym cl-ss. they have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. they’re usually red in color, sometimes blue. they hug your b-tt cheeks as well.
johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. he’s gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.
a standard tsa crotch-groping search procedure.
i just got a crotchjob by a tsa agent!

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