crotch locked



when someone clings to your crotch in a manner of a baby sloth.
person 1:
if im running away
and you’re hiding in my lap
-looks down at her lap-
person 2:
-clings like a baby sloth-
person 3:
“crotch locked, is what you are right now.”

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