when someone clings to your crotch in a manner of a baby sloth.
if im running away
and you’re hiding in my lap
-looks down at her lap-
-clings like a baby sloth-
“crotch locked, is what you are right now.”
when you reverse the action of cooking your chicken by taking the cooked chicken and turning it back into a live chicken save the chickens #chickenlivesmatter
a real n-gg- this dude is a cahlil
the man of men. the polski of poland. the one and only gajda. fear him. for it is he who judges us at heavens gate. may gajda have mercy on your soul.
a girl with a fine -ss body, pretty hair and h-lla swag! she has the best p-ssy and she’s aggressive. she’s also determined and straight to the motherf-cking point! if you don’t like her…she will never care. get you a antrinette….she will brighten up your life if you let her. i love spending time with […]
what happens after a week-long sesh on the cl-ss a’s and you die for a few days but are allowed to wake up and do it all again. jonny hammered the whizz too much and didn’t sleep for 5 days after that he went into dibernation for 3 days, then woke up sober and smelly.