Crotch Meat


1. a male’s p-n-s.
a. having a large p-n-s
2. a female’s v-g-n-.
a. having a deep v-g-n-
3. hiding genitals or oral s-x.
4. vagital s-x
5. -n-l s-x (gay or straight)
1. he’s playing with his crotch meat.
a. heavy crotch meat.
2. she’s poking her crotch meat.
a. hollow crotch meat
3. putting away that/the crotch meat.
4. crotch meat sandwich.
5. crotch meat salad.

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