crotch noodle
a piece of food that falls into the pubic region undetected and becomes entwined therefore, after days is found dangling and stinky in your unshaven, uncut pubic yarn.
doctor, my b-lls are extremely sore. i think it started when i first discovered my cheddar and bacon flavored crotch noodle.
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