Crotch pudding
noun:
a combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. occurring in both male and female genital area, most often acc-mulates on taint, grundle, or abc.
also known as sm-gm-.
note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
she had so much crotch pudding i put on a bib and got a spoon!
i had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
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