crotchamajiggers
little critters or other unwanted crotch hitchhikers that are transmitted from sodomizing farm animals. often found in amish communities, but never officially recognized as a form of recreation.
jedidiah scratched his crotch fiercely. he noticed noah looking at him and the goat. noah screamed across the pasture, “son, youse got yoself a bad case of the crotchamajiggers. next time you’re in town, grab the shampoo and don’t tell your mom.”
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