Crotchburn


what you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. hurts like a b-tch, resulting in what is similar period blood. will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.
“jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, i slid all the way down it and landed on my -ss, along with getting a major crotchburn.”
chafing between the legs and groin area which most often burns and turns red.often happens to people with excess weight and constint sweating.sgn of a fungi infection most times.
man dude that workout with the trainer’s is rough,i’m getting crotch burn.

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