crotchmasking


when one player who jumps with great athleticism, jumps so high his crotch is in the facemask of his opponent. usually occurs during the sport of football.
“coach that’s not fair, he’s jumping so high he’s crotchmasking me. isn’t that a penalty or something?”

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