Crotus


a very old person; often used redundantly
that crotus is wearing white shoes.
that old crotus looks confused.
that crotus is too old to drive; he looks like mr. magoo.

Read Also:

  • the flying gargoyle

    when a girl is f-cked in the p-ssy and -ss, while giving a bl-wj-b and using her hands to jerk two guys off. the entire starting line up on the high school basketball team gave the head cheerleader the flying gargoyle.

  • Marine girlfriend

    one of the strongest girls you will ever meet. a girl so devoted to the usmc lifestyle and her marine its crazy! marine girlfriend:certified bad-ss. go ahead and mess with her, if her marine doesnt kick your -ss, she will! the strongest girls that g-d paired with the toughest guys. they are loyal and faithful […]

  • Mario Kart Slut

    any person who p-sses you or uses an item on you on the nintendo game, mario kart. this term is most often used when someone hits you with any kind of turtle, bomb, or steals an item. -elizabeth hits nick with a turtle right before nick crosses the finish line- elizabeth: that’s what you get […]

  • Rhaneasha

    a one in six billion find. very rare. once you find a rhaneasha, hold onto her because you’ll never find another one while you’re alive. she is unique and beautiful, you’re most likely to spot her amongst others because once you set on her you’ll know she’s something special. everything around her looks dull in […]

  • rhianna stamps

    rhianna stamps is close to extinction, not only because of her hair colour but her sense of humour is close to getting her killed! rhianna stamps you better shut the f-ck up


Disclaimer: Crotus definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.