Crouch

what an inmate in prison should do when and if they drop the soap in the shower.

if you bend over, you’re practically asking for it. so be smart.

crouch
john crouched down to pick up soap he dropped one time, and none of the inmates could get their sorry vd infested p-n-ses in john’s -n-s.
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a couch bought from ikea that is no more than 1 foot off the ground.

d-mn this crouch, i can’t see the tv now because my knees are in the way.

i have to bend down to sit on the crouch.

is that a dogbed or your crouch?

what you call your crotch when sitting on a couch. sofas and love-seats also fall into the category of a couch.
be careful where you toss that remote, you almost hit me in my crouch.
to crush couch. aka the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. see also: dave rector
ex1: person 1: “what are you doin dave?”
dave: “nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo.”
ex2: dave: “i can’t wait to get off work so i can get home and crouch.”
1. the ebonics name for groinal area that rhymes with the word “couch”.
2. ghetto name of the groin/seat area of pants.
in the ying yang twin’s song “by myself” –

“but when i’m sitting on the couch, she keep me saying ouch, cuz she grabbin on my crouch”
the region between -n-s and t-st-cl-s
my crouch itches.
ima scratch my crouch
she kicked me in the crouch
derogatory term used to insult someones excess height or likeness to the footballer peter crouch.
‘yo pils is such a crouch’

‘jay stop crouching around you lanky f-ck’