Crouching Stork


when a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. one must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty b-n-r.
john: where did you get that bruise?!

amy: ugh, kevin gave us all a nasty crouching stork the other day

john: must have been pretty hearty.

amy: yeah

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