crouching
a gaming slang term for masturbation.
gamer1: hey did you see pappy? he was crouching soooooo hard!
gamer1: hey why is true afk?
gamer2: he’s probably crouching.
to make yoursrlf sound superior and others feel inferior by mentioning your acomplishments or another’s flaws.
origin: using the “crouch” action to perform the act of corpse humping.
co-creator: tyler c.
“i see you got a 98% on that last test, that’s pretty good…but not as good as my 100%!”
“is he crouching again? he’s such a show off…”
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