Croud Computing
an asian way of saying cloud computing, an it term describing applications or services housed and delivered by a service provider via a network connection. the play on spelling stems from an asian’s inability to pr-nounce the letter l.
rumour has it that asians are developing a method of meshing the power of human minds into a single number-crunching super-power, rivaling some of the largest known super-computers. they hope to one day secure the trademark ‘croud computing’ for describing this purpose.
w-ng fi: hoi hoi hoi
jiang xu: w-ng fi, why you alrays hap to tork about da croud computing you sirry irriot?
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