Crow-Shaped Tool


a meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. used primarily as a door stop. its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.
“hey simmons, would you mind p-ssing the crow-shaped tool over here? i would like to check out its new paint job.”

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