Crowd Plow


when you use another human being as a guide to get through thick crowds of people. the “crowd plow” does the unsought after job of parting the crowd in order for the people following close behind to make their way through with relative ease.
by keeping borderline h-m-s-xual behind my friend gregory i was able to plow my way successfully through the dance area. gregory as a crowd plow worker well good 🙂

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