crowning
– the state of being very close to having to discharge fecal excrement, similiar to the state of “crowning” when giving birth. to reach this state, the turtle must be poking his head out.
“dude, i’m crowning so bad i think i just baked a hashbrown in my underbritches”
“i have to snap a duece so bad that i’m crowning…can you smell it?”
having an intense need to defecate.
mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.
synonoumous with “poking cotton” or “turtling”
i need to take a dump real bad, i’m crowning
an exploratory s-xual move on a woman, kind of like fisting, only using your head. gives that bigger girl or post pregnancy shawty a real buzz and gives the dude a chance to look around and see the kind of place he came from.
yeah man, i totally crowned maureen last night, crowning is her biggest turn on.
when you feel your t-rd is pushing
i got to use the toilet, my t-rd is crowning
when the excrement in one’s -n-s cannot be contained any longer and it starts pushing open the sphincter. probably related to childbirth where the top of the baby’s head (the crown) is first visable as it emerges from the v-g-n-.
“omg i’m crowning so bad it’s like i’ve got a turtle neck hanging from my -ss…”
the point during a woman’s labor when the baby’s head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her v-g-n-. also used to refer to the point when a p–p log can be first seen poking out of the -n-s.
“oh my g-d, i had mexican food for lunch again! i need to use your toilet asap, i’m crowning!”
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