Crucial


1. vitally important; essential.

2. misused to express awe, difficulty, or pain, probably arising from some moron that meant “excruciating”, but was too much of a semiliterate f-cktard to understand the difference. countless other mentally vacant punks have adopted this misuse of the word, thus advertising their essential stupidity.
it is crucial to understand that copying the mistakes of others only makes you unoriginal as well as idiotic.
of extreme importance or significance; essential
sorry dude, that dunk was in no way crucial to anything, as good or as hard as it may have been.

that test was crucial to me p-ssing the grade, but it was hard, so i think i failed.
1. necessary, vital.

2. an obnoxious slang word that surfaced roughly 2 years ago and will not f-cking die, along with “phat,” “crunk,” and snoop dogg-esque “izzle” talk. even more annoying in its condensed form, pr-nounced “croosh.” usually applied to describe situations or objects in stupid and totally illogical ways.
i really wish dumb-sses hadn’t b-st-rdized the definition of the word “crucial” and used it purely to describe something that is actually necessary to the given situation.

“yo man, i was f-cking this phat -ss b-tch, it was so crucial.”

“that’s my boy joe, he’s crucial.”

“this apple juice is crucial.”

“i’m a f-cking idiot who uses the word crucial.”
an obnoxious slang word 2 or 3 years old?

poppyc-ck old bean.

an old time jamaican usage which has been common in the uk for 30 plus years, my good man.

there is even a strong version of red stripe beer called crucial brew doncha know?!

it has little to do with the mainland usa slang like phat that our esteemed correspondent from accross the pond has related.
i say! this dub version of the misty in roots cl-ssic is murrrrder, crucial, wicked, and rather spendid!
also used as a noun to describe how important and nesessary something is.
this sh-t is the crucial!
a term used to describe any 90s memories of fashion/music/film/tv shows/food
“do you remember when top of the pops had the old crucial logo?”
refers to an action, event, or object that is far beyond amazing. this word is spreading like wild-fire.
ah sh-t bro….that dunk was crucial!

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