Crudster


a crudster is someone who has taken the hipster image and persona to an extreme. they are often seen in tight cut off jeans and low v-neck t-shirts. purple is a popular color in the crudster wardrobe. they usually do not use deodorant, never make-up and shave rarely. crudsters frequent dive bars and indie venues, usually in dilapidated neighborhoods because it allows them to feel avant-garde. like hipsters, crudsters eschew mainstream culture but put much effort into maintaining a cruddy appearance while doing so.
“this place looks decent. wanna check it out?”

“nah man, tons of crudsters hanging outside.”

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