cruise bruise


what happens sometimes when you’re skateboarding and really not paying attention to the road in front of you. usually the smallest rock, stick, pebble, or whatever, will stop your wheel(s), causing your board to stop and you to have a bit of a spill depending on how fast you’re going
huston: sick man, did you get that from trying to do a heel-flip 360 at spot the other day?
townend: nah man, it’s just a cruise bruise.

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