Crumpas


a modestly old, shriveling man who smells of musky “old-person” because he can not successfully bathe himself properly
guy one: why doesn’t your neighbor ever come out of his house?

guy two: dude, he’s a crumpas. i hope he doesn’t come out of his house.

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