Crumplet
a smaller than average crumpet.
dude, i bought crumplets so’s i could fit it in ma pocket!
tiny bits of hard sh-t that get stuck on your -n-s hairs.
man, those crumplets in your -ss are hard to lick out.
a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. such as sorbitol (sugar subst-tute).
“o dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!”
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