Crunch Burn


the sensation experienced on the roof of one’s mouth after consuming large amounts of cap’n crunch.
(ruth and steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls…)
steve: “oh man, i’ve got some serious crunch burn!”
ruth: “…what the f-ck is crunch burn?”

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