crunchy bung
1. a leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;
a) too much -n-l s-x
b) venereal disease e.g., -n-l warts
c) a diet with little to no ruff-ge
d) any combination a, b & c
2. the result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the -n-l orifice.
as alexander the great penetrated haphaestion, he exclaimed, “ouch! we really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours…”.
“d-mn, mang, i’m suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because i didn’t have time wipe my -ss this morning!”
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