crunk deezy


the one arabic friend you have who can roll good blunts and always gets way too drunk and then proceeds to make a fool of himself until he p-sses out on a couch in the middle of the party and wakes up with a condom glued to his back and half of his leg hair
friend a “what happened to crunk deezy last night”

friend b “what didn’t happen to him”

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