Crunkalanche

forcibly defecating “crunk juice” and food (potentially unmasticated)in an avalanche of diarrhea and solid waste.

may be used as a subst-tute for a “facial” to conclude mating rituals post coitus.
yo

i just got done wit a bucket o popeye’s
side orders of extra cole slaw & fries
yeahh b-tch, f-ckin potato wedges, sour cream & chives
i give it about six hours ta marinate my insides

just when it gets good n steamin
my lower intestine screamin, sphincter gets tired & starts leakin
i think it’s about time ta start freakin
so i flip da rolodex to ‘c’ for ‘cheerleadin’

roll up a blunt as da b-tch come find ma house
got on some marvin gaye, light up candles, break da wine out
open up a new dior cologne, git f-ckin doused
feed my girl champagne til she’s properly soused

then we start to get to the real f-ckin deal
bust out a shocker so she starts ta squeal
squirmin just right, both our -sses so tight
but she gonna git the present tonight beeyotch!!

get her off a couple times, smack dat -ss a bit
then, just when i’m ready i go ta sit
right on her chest, ‘a facial’ she’ll guess
aw sh-t, pinch hitter bring in da puckered eyelet

then i let loose, streams o crunk juice
flowin all down her cheeks, mixin wit unchewed
ribs from last week, she can’t even speak
or i’m gonna make da b-tch’s tonsils reek

unh!! crunkalanche baby all in ya hair
i dont shat this b-tch up beyond repair
gonna have to soak her in a vat o nair
to get all my dried-up dingleberries outta there

perfect shizzle — what!!
perfect shizzle — hay!!
perfect shizzle — what!!
perfect shiz–lil jon!!! yeah!! (x98.6)