crunkers
an alcoholic and/or partier.
lindsey-“henry got completely sh-t faced over the weekend,just like the week before.”
alex-“yeah,he’s a totally crunker.”
a drinking game of checkers w/ shot gl-sses
we got crunked playin crunkers.
contrary to the definition surroudning, the word “crunker” is a comparative. used in the phrase, “he’s a totally crunker,” crunker is a comparitive meant to indicate that he is in fact a more-alchoholic person than someone else. a noun needs to be placed after the word crunker to create a comparison, especially with totally modifying the comparitive.
alternatively, if totally is replaced with total, it is a superlative, and is completely acceptable.
he’s totally crunker than she is.
he’s a totally crunker partier than she is.
he’s a total crunker.
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