crunky monkey


as a noun – someone who is crunk and a monkey! as a verb – someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! coined by kevin risk in the late naughties.
luke: “let’s go jolling!”

anthony: “i want to be a crunky monkey!”

alexandra: “let’s get crunky monkey!”

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