crush attack
the moments when you see your crush, or when he/she actually looks at you. the feeling is like your floating on a cloud, or it feels like your drowning, like you can’t remember how to breath properly.
my bff: are you alright?
me: i just saw my crush, and he looked at me!!
my bff: ohhh, so your having a crush attack?
me: ya.
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