Crusty Craig
when an idiot p-sses out at a party and someone j-zzes on their eyelids. then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with j-zz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty’s in their eyes.
i wonder if tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.
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