Crusty Earmuffs


when a woman has failed to clean all -j-c-l-t- from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.

most appropriately used if said -j-c-l-t- is publicly visible.
a week after i gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. he didn’t even need his light to see she had crusty earm-ffs. he recommended she get me that d-mn beer on the way home!

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