crusty pocket syndrome
the act upon j-zzing in your partners pocket. typically a pair of jeans. and await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.
vicky: omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. i think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.
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