crusty potato
a t-rd that has suffered prolonged exposure to the sun, resulting in white discoloration.
son: ” this rock taste like sh-t'”
dad:” congrats son you just ate your first crusty potato!”
when you take a cr-p on a pillow and smear a person’s face around in it. then you force the person to let it harden on their face.
dude, i don’t think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me.
#crusty potatoe #crusty tomato #crustie potato #p–p mask #brown-pillowed
when you stick you crusty toe into the h-m–sapiens mouth while they are asleep.
my cousin zac gave my other cousin steven a crusty potato.
the guy eats out the girl while she’s on her period. he lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the ‘crusty potato.’
i wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?
#eat out #period #v-g-n- #las vegas #norway
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