Crusty Rio


noun,. after having vigerous s-xual intercourse the male -j-c-l-t-s onto the hair of his partner and begins m-ssaging his s-m-n into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a rio carnival style headdress. when done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)”jess, your hair is devine… who did it.” “thanks jodie, brad gave me a crusty rio!”
(2)”what happened to your head, did jim give you a crusty rio?!?”

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