crusty tampon


crusty tampon is that thing where your v-g-n-l is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.

crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bl–dy tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.
“ooooh, my cooter is in distress, done got me a case of the ol crusty tampon.”

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