crusty trombone


a rusty trombone except the “mouthpiece” is exceptionally dirty
she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn’t wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.
an act of love between two men, where one male ejactulates on the b-tthole/crack of the other after -n-l intercourse. the s-m-n is then allowed to dry, after which a standard ‘rusty trombone’ is performed on the newly dried ‘crusty’ -sshole.
after he reemed my cornhole, he gave me a nice crusty trombone which not only gave me phallic pleasure, but soothed my sore -sshole.
the act between 2 partners which includes buzzing in the male’s r-ct-m like a mouthpiece while jacking him off.
dude, this saucy ho played the crusty trombone. ive never felt music like that before!

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